DAY 4 ......

Well it's been a long night indeed. Between push button publishing starting an email campaign supporting WWW.TOMGREEN.COM and eating a very nice Korean Pear, I have had maybe 2 hrs sleep.

It's all good though, I'm not feeling tired at all really, for now.
I'm sure around 1am tonight I'll be regretting this, but then again I don't have to be anywhere till 4pm. Lots of time to sleep still.

I left the radio on when I went to bed originally and just so happened to wake up and catch Tom on the Edge 102.1 FM. There's some pretty tight tracks on his new album. People In My Neighborhood is the song that is stuck in my head at the moment. There's some good disses on there, I can just imagine how surreal it would be to live down there in Hollyweird.

This whole blogging thing is beginning to take up a lot of time for me, which is good. It's much better than wasting away on the couch watching brain-numbing television or living a virtual life in a Grand Theft Auto video game. San Andreas is an amazing game by the way. It's also helping me develop my writing skills and hone the art of maintaining a readers attention....at least I like to think so anyway. I'm trying my best to jazz up this scene with pics etc, but this is a work in progress. Who really knows where this will go.

It's funny actually because I have always thought of myself as a writer, however when it came down to it writer's block would set in when I would actually sit down to write something for myself. I would stare at that blank sheet with so many thoughts and ideas ready to bust forth onto the page, but I 'd write a few lines and lose the whole train of thought of what I was trying to get across. As time goes by I hope you stop in from time to time to see how my style changes as I'm sure it will.

So lets see......how about a quick stripclub DJ story, everyone likes these.

One day at work I had a girl come in and ask for work. Now 9 times outta 10 a girl will come to the DJ to ask if she can work since we are the ones that actually put the girls onstage. In each region there are certain procedures a dancer must go thru to work. I sent her back downstairs to talk to the owner but I knew she was going to be our fresh new meat. I got all of her information and filled out all the appropriate forms required to work and penciled her onto the schedule as Toni. So Toni had never danced before and had just finished completing an amateur porn shoot in the L.A.. She felt she had had enough of her nursing career and was ready to make some real money. With her being so green I had to more or less give her a crash course in the art of striptease. I gave her a few pointers and sent her off to the change room to prepare for her big debut. Well, it was a Friday night and fairly busy, so it was perfect for her to get used to the stage. I picked out 3 simple short songs and introduced her, egging the slim crowd to give her a warm welcome. Within 2 mins of her first song this girl was completely naked prancing around the stage like an awkward grade 9 student on her first day of high school. There was still 2 songs to go, it was excruciating. After a girl is completely nude there's not much left to the imagination which therefore nullifies the whole idea of a stripTEASE. As soon as she was done I threw on some break songs and booked it down to the change room to let her know she how great did. I had to make sure that her first time wouldn't be her last time because the new club I was in was VERY short on girls, let alone an attractive one at that. I gently broke the news that she doesn't need to be naked until her last song but it was a definite treat for the old boys in perverts row. Over time she became a seasoned pro and made a killing off of the men that came to our little club, but that was up until she developed the dreaded Columbian Cold. She fell into the cocaine scene, but that ..... is a whole different story.

OK...I'll shuddup now.

Cheers.